Improve

Lately, I've noticed so many flaws within me that I could probably improve. I was just told that my english was crappy and there was plenty of room for improvement. English is my only real language and if it's really in such dire need of improvement, I'm disappointed.

Kien Wei's response to swan attacks:

'Can you speak english like how i speak mandarin? Because English is my second language!'

Victor trying to put out the fire with kerosene:

'What's your seconds language? Kien Wei can speak english as second language! What can you speak? Doric ah? That is not second language, that is a dialect. Can you speak your dialect like I can speak dialect. Wah si Hokkien lang!'

My reaction:

I don't have any dialect, no second language and my english sucks ...

... what a day.